In response to Kim Jong-un’s New Year’s Day speech claiming that “the Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times,” Trump taunted his rival about the size of his … nuclear arsenal. He tweeted the equivalent of a nose-thumb, bragging that “I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his!” I’m just waiting for the boys to unzip their flies and pull out a ruler. A phallic competition would be a helluva lot less dangerous than competing over nuclear capabilities.