While Americans think bidets are weird, Europeans think the idea of carrying adult diaper wipes around is rather bizarre. Especially when “Enjoy the Go” ad campaigns emphasize cleanliness via bizarre little music videos like “I Gotta Charmin Booty Smile” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YWSsHEyCWE) and “My Hiney’s So Super Shiney” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1du-Gl4UmqU).